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Ride the pig, Grr.
Dream Libraries Pt. III
Stephen Colbert pulling a Jay-Z on Alicia Keys.
So fucking good, watch this. Kicks in at 1.45.
i am in fact dating one of these douchebags…hint: it is NOT the guy from season 1 of tool academy. however, he is from jersey so the likelihood of him appearing on the show in the future is very strong.
Fact: you should be dating exactly ZERO of these tools. Dammit Mary. You know better.
Last night we saw cops in an undercover taxi cab. Those sneaky fucks have really outdone themselves this time. Mia also got to hear 2 classic cop soundbites. First, they used their PA system thingie to say “you have GOT to be kidding” then when they had a dude pulled over they went with the timeless “where’s the fire”.
Subway car reeking of hobo urine. Peeing whilst the rest of us saw Bono at dinner. Witty taxi cab cops.
Mia has officially experienced New York.
I absolutely LOVE my squid tattoo!It’s my first tattoo, I’m getting it colored in red and yellow eventually. :)
Penis Tattoos: How you know when someone annoyed their tattoo artist
