RIP Gabriel García Márquez, thanks for all the magical realism. (x)
Not being a size 0 does not mean you are “letting yourself go.”
"It takes a lot of effort to look like a normal/chubby woman"
THIS IS THE ONLY THING ON THE INTERNET I WILL EVERY PHYSICALLY LAUGH AT THIS IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS IN LIFE THIS WILL LITERALLY BE THE END OF ME BURY ME WITH THIS
I had a really intense dream last night about a bacon cheeseburger.
1. St. Louis, MO
2. Cincinnati, OH
3. Pittsburgh, PA
4. Atlanta, GA
5. Orlando, FL
6. Minneapolis, MN
7. Buffalo, NY
8. Denver, CO
9. Seattle, WA
10. San Francisco, CA
"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."
look if you unironically say ‘money can’t buy happiness’ then either you’ve never faced a real financial struggle or you’ve achieved enlightenment, because goddamn does financial security feel an awful lot like happiness when it’s something you’re not used to
Columbus’ now estranged wife Tuere Tanee McCall alleges that at their Chatsworth home on April 7 he poured wine over her after entering the room intoxicated and acting as though he was going to hit her with the bottle.
jesus christ, Harrison.
It’s easy to poke fun at nonsensical office speak. For one thing, it sounds exhausting: a colleague might “reach out,” “drill down,” and promise to “circle back” in a single e-mail. But by signaling membership in a white-collar tribe, meaningless jargon can be quite powerful.
I think Mara Wilson speaks for us all.
Fun fact: I own the original film from the THIRTY-SIX?! scene.
in a row?
They should get the guy who voiced Dale Gribble on King of the Hill to record himself reading all of Rorschach’s inner monologues from “Watchmen” out loud
Mila has learned to love the hammock
I totally want to set up my hammock for Rosie
The Majesty Oak of the Fredville Estate Park in Kent, England, believed to be 500-600 years old.
More information on ancient trees in the UK.
ok cute is not even in my lexicon…..but that was the only word that came to mind.
Their thirst for blood is unreal.
time for my ultimate move…GREAT HUG OF FALLING DOWN!
- What is wrong with me?
I’m out and about in the neighborhood and I STILL want to touch all the dogs.
I received a handwritten thank-you letter from Dr. Jane Goodall today…I am totally verklempt!
- “Family isn’t always blood. It’s the people in your life who want you in theirs; the ones who accept you for who you are. The ones who would do...”