July 23, 2014
For perspective, this is all because of a post about fake cheese. 
This is cheese-related fallout. 
Over a cheese joke.

For perspective, this is all because of a post about fake cheese. 

This is cheese-related fallout. 

Over a cheese joke.

July 23, 2014

thrillingtales:

#studentloans

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July 23, 2014
Watch This 10-Year-Old Girl Shred Through Slayer's "War Ensemble" - MetalSucks

This is awesome & these 2 have found their destiny 

July 23, 2014
fuckyeahtattoos:

I always wanted to tattoo this maya angelou’s poem and I decided to get it done last week. I’ve a history with  ED, and this poem reminds me that matter what happens I’ll get through it and, as maya says, I’ll rise :)
Done by Adalto Franco - Gellys Tatto - SP, Brazil

OH MY GOD I’M A MONSTER. I first read ED as “erectile dysfunction” and was like, man, that’s in poor taste.

fuckyeahtattoos:

I always wanted to tattoo this maya angelou’s poem and I decided to get it done last week. I’ve a history with  ED, and this poem reminds me that matter what happens I’ll get through it and, as maya says, I’ll rise :)

Done by Adalto Franco - Gellys Tatto - SP, Brazil

OH MY GOD I’M A MONSTER. I first read ED as “erectile dysfunction” and was like, man, that’s in poor taste.

July 23, 2014
Mass. Governor compares immigrant kids to Jews turned away in 1939, offers to shelter them

brevetcaptain:

dailykos:

This, frankly, is leadership.

Deval Patrick is going to do veeeeeery well against Hillary in the primaries. Might lose, but he’s a good to great Governor.

I love Deval Patrick. 

July 23, 2014

snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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July 23, 2014

marinatinginmyawesomeness:

helms-deep:

Is it August 1st yet? Seriously. Please get here.

Reminds me of Christopher Guest talking about shooting his fencing scenes in “The Princess Bride.” He said he kept going “ting, ting” and Rob Reiner had to tell him to stop.

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July 23, 2014
mlboffseason:

matt-t:

JACK WHITE HAVING FUN

mlboffseason:

matt-t:

JACK WHITE HAVING FUN

July 23, 2014
"Johnnie Phelps, a woman sergeant in the army, thought, “There was a tolerance for lesbianism if they needed you. The battalion I was in was probably about ninety-seven percent lesbian.”
Sergeant Phelps worked for General Eisenhower. Four decades after Eisenhower had defeated the Axis powers, Phelps recalled an extraordinary event. One day, the general told her, “I’m giving you an order to ferret those lesbians out. We’re going to get rid of them.”
“I looked at him and then I looked at his secretary who was standing next to me, and I said, ‘Well, sir, if the general pleases, sir, I’ll be happy to do this investigation for you. But you have to know that the first name on the list will be mine.’ “
“And he was kind of taken aback a bit. And then this women standing next to me said, ‘Sir, if the General pleases, you must be aware that Sergeant Phelp’s name may be second, but mine will be first.”
“Then I looked at him, and said, ‘Sir, you’re right. They’re lesbians in the WAC battalion. And if the general is prepared to replace all the file clerks, all the section commanders, all the drivers-every woman in the WAC detachment-and there were about nine hundred and eighty something of us-then I’ll be happy to make that list. But I think the general should be aware that among those women are the most highly decorated women in the war. There have been no cases of illegal pregnancy. There have been no cases of AWOL. There have been no cases of misconduct. And as a matter of fact, every six months since we’ve been here, the general has awarded us a commendation for meritorious conduct.”
“And he said, ‘Forget the order.’”"

The Gay Metropolis, page 47, Charles Kaiser (via bibliothekara)

Phelps tells this story herself in the excellent 1984 documentary Before Stonewall, which you can watch in its entirety on YouTube (she’s at 19:30, but really, watch the whole thing): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kX7AxQd82H8

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July 23, 2014
americanhighwayflower:

Despite all my rage I am still holding cats on a page

americanhighwayflower:

Despite all my rage I am still holding cats on a page

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July 23, 2014

theavc:

The best new TV series of 2014 (so far)

Playing House! That show is a fucking treasure. Everyone should go binge season 1 immediately. 

July 23, 2014

ro-s-a-spark-s:

Bernie the puppy dances to Turn Down for What!

He’s so noodley!

July 23, 2014

fallontonight:

Tina Fey talks about some auditions that went awry

July 23, 2014
Why is it that old wives tales are called old wives tales

amazinglyamazingfabulousness:

When old men’s tales are called religion and philosophy?

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July 23, 2014

copperbadge:

modernmagdalene:

If you didn’t complain about the canon comic where Thor turned into a fucking frog then you shouldn’t complain about Thor being a woman. 

Even if you did complain about the canon comic where Thor turned into a fucking frog you still shouldn’t complain about Thor being a woman; it’s not like someone has to be turned into an animal before they’re allowed to be a woman as well. I mean, this is an easy one, there’s really no nuance, Not Complaining About Thor Being Female is a slam dunk. 

There are only two reasons to complain about this change. 

1. You really like the personality and character of Thor and you don’t want to see a different character filling the role.

2. Women being superheroes makes you uncomfortable. 

If you’re upset because of #1, I feel you. I like Steve Rogers a lot. But as with Steve Rogers, I’m actively supporting Sam Wilson in the role of Cap (if not Remender as the writer), because (well, mostly because I love Sam Wilson, but also because) I understand that as much as I like this character, representation in comics is more important than Steve Rogers in comics, and Steve would agree with me. In Thor’s case, we need more women in anchor character positions just to get up to equal numbers. So get over yourself, because I’m sure we’ll continue to see Male Thor in a variety of books and media. Sit down and remember you’re helping to work towards a better world through the simple expedient of keeping your mouth shut about Thor. 

If you think a woman being Thor somehow lessens it or excludes you or if it makes you feel strange and alienated, you’re a misogynist. No more talking from you, you’ve been talking for thousands of years. Take your discomfort out and treasure it; you are a silent martyr to a cause.

Emphasis on silent. No talking. You. No. Pst. No talking. No. No.

Yep.

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