July 30, 2014

tallandbigwords:

callmekp:

byrongraffiti:

Iconic

FOREVER

What I want to tell my boss every time get a lunch delivery of $100 or more and she only gives a $5 tip! 

July 30, 2014
theparisreview:

Is Margaret Wise Brown’s Goodnight Moon farmhouse safe from development?

theparisreview:

Is Margaret Wise Brown’s Goodnight Moon farmhouse safe from development?

July 30, 2014
confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I’m against feminism because whatevs. And dogs. Because dogs. And I earned this chair. Because me.
[EDITOR’S NOTE: I can’t argue with that! Seriously. I mean, what?]
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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth

confusedcatsagainstfeminism:

I’m against feminism because whatevs. And dogs. Because dogs. And I earned this chair. Because me.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: I can’t argue with that! Seriously. I mean, what?]

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Confused Cats Against Feminism is a project of We Hunted the Mammoth

July 30, 2014

dirtydeedsdyan:

I went from not hungry ever (thanks side effects) to voraciously hungry gotta eat (thanks PMS).

I feel like the very hungry caterpillar but instead of turning into a beautiful butterfly I’m fixing to turn into a heinous bitch.

July 30, 2014

darknessbloodyshadow123:

cloudsinmycoffee9:

this is literally the greatest subtitling job that has ever been done. someone learned how to speak cat.

*laughs irl*

(Source: iraffiruse, via vainenglish)

July 30, 2014

midnightrainbow:

your-royal-tigress-of-leo-iii:

sizvideos:

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I will judge you if you don’t this on your blog.

omg what is life. This dog (and baby!) are too precious.

"You want this? How ‘bout this? This? Oh god, stop making that sound here!"

(via thegreatflail)

July 30, 2014

ro-s-a-spark-s:

I dropped off Bernie at doggie day care today because I have a bazillion meetings and I have to write a grant.

When I got there at 8:15 this morning, they side eyed me. I already made the appointment for my 10-week old RED NOSE PIT BULL. I practically wear a sandwich board sign all day, errday, regarding Bernie. This place is THE place for gentrifiers in our neighborhood, so any pure breed pit bull probably makes them get all wiggy. So we talked through his story, again, and they took him and put him in isolation. He looked so sad, by himself, and I was so pissed, but I couldn’t leave him in his crate at home, all day.

Welp. I just went to go drop off his immunizations paperwork and the staff came running.

OMG, BERNIE, BERNIE!!!!!! He is so sweet! He has made friends with all the small dogs and just likes to play and lick everyone!

They let me hug and kiss him goodbye so I could go back to work.

I looked at him and watched him toddle off and play with some fluffy, little dog and I was like,

'Bernie wins, motherfuckers.'

July 30, 2014
sherlock-awa-holmes:

Just to clarify 

sherlock-awa-holmes:

Just to clarify 

(via avocadosalad)

July 30, 2014
dirtydeedsdyan:

“I am a nonprofit unicorn. I try each day to make the world better. I am good at some stuff, and I suck at some stuff, and that’s OK. There’s way more crap than I can possibly do on any given day. On some days I am more productive than on other days, and that’s OK. I know sometimes there are things that I certainly could have done better. I know that I can’t make everyone happy or spend as much time as I could on everyone. I know there’s a bunch of crap I don’t know. Sometimes I make mistakes, and that’s OK. I will try my best to learn and to improve, but I’ll also give myself a break. I will be as thoughtful and understanding with myself as I am with my clients and with my coworkers. I am an awesome and sexy nonprofit unicorn.”

dirtydeedsdyan:

“I am a nonprofit unicorn. I try each day to make the world better. I am good at some stuff, and I suck at some stuff, and that’s OK. There’s way more crap than I can possibly do on any given day. On some days I am more productive than on other days, and that’s OK. I know sometimes there are things that I certainly could have done better. I know that I can’t make everyone happy or spend as much time as I could on everyone. I know there’s a bunch of crap I don’t know. Sometimes I make mistakes, and that’s OK. I will try my best to learn and to improve, but I’ll also give myself a break. I will be as thoughtful and understanding with myself as I am with my clients and with my coworkers. I am an awesome and sexy nonprofit unicorn.”

July 30, 2014
buzzfeed:

thesamiproject:

Look At This Pit Bull Princess And Have A More Fabulous Day
AHHHHHHH!

:D

buzzfeed:

thesamiproject:

Look At This Pit Bull Princess And Have A More Fabulous Day

AHHHHHHH!

:D

July 30, 2014
"I would like Martin Scorsese to be interested in a female character once in a while, but I don’t know if I’ll live that long."

Meryl Streep pulling weeds (via raffaellacarra)

*SHOTS FIRED*
*AIR HORNS*

(via thatssexistbullshit)

(Source: tarntino, via thatssexistbullshit)

July 28, 2014
thisbridgecalledmyblog:

STAHP

thisbridgecalledmyblog:

STAHP

(Source: lilcochina)

July 28, 2014

edgebug:

instead of watching the 50 Shades trailer, why not just make awkward eye contact with a total stranger at the grocery store for a solid 2 minutes and 34 seconds? you get the same skin-crawling, uncomfortable feeling but without the shitty writing, terrible acting and massive dose of rape culture

(via ro-s-a-spark-s)

July 28, 2014

pleatedjeans:

via

(via avocadosalad)

July 28, 2014
lisalu22:

I love Neil Gaiman so damn much. Best advice on how to raise a reader—let them read…whatever they want to read.

lisalu22:

I love Neil Gaiman so damn much. Best advice on how to raise a reader—let them read…whatever they want to read.

(via neil-gaiman)

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