Seems legit #spamtextsareathingnow?
have you ever seen a female alien without breasts in a movie
man’s unquenchable thirst for titty is the only thing holding the hard sci fi industry back from actually inventing working spaceships
Figures the one female alien without boobs would actually *be* a giant penis *inside* an even bigger penis.
Inside a giant vagina dentata!
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have taken their just fight against the paparazzi to the next level.
After welcoming their first child, Lincoln, last March, the actors became vocal advocates of the “no kids policy,” boycotting every publication that features paparazzi shots of celebrity children taken without consent. In January, Shepard penned an op-ed in The Huffington Post explaining that shooting photos of celebrity kids should be off-limits to the paparazzi, a practice he and Bell nicknamed “pedorazzi.”
Most recently, Access Hollywood sat the couple down with the owner of a paparazzi agency and a celebrity reporter to talk out the issue.
Bell described how “terrifying” it is for a mother to walk by herself, without an entourage, holding her baby daughter — while an army of shutterbugs scream at her and stand in her way. “If you don’t have an ethical issue with that, then I don’t think you have ethics,” Shepard said.
In turn, AKM/GSI photo agency reporter Christian Zimmerman calls the term “pedorazzi” hysterical. The owner of the agency, Steve Ginsburg, told the couple he agrees something needs to be done. “Photographers need to be regulated,” he admitted.
In September 2013, California passed a bill aiming to do just that. Senate Bill 606 was drafted to protect the privacy of children of public figures and redefine harassment, with A-listers Halle Berry, Jennifer Garner and Adele all backing the legislation.
So far, Entertainment Tonight, Just Jared and People magazine have all agreed to stop publishing unauthorized images of celebrity kids, reports Jezebel.
Seven week old puppies playing with mommy.
mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom! mom!
Omgoodness give them too me now!
I need them. I need all of them.
the last two frames of this kill me
I will reblog this forever.
this is what a good hitler joke looks like
this is hands down my favorite tactic. i really love making people uncomfortable with my existence.
gay trolling hahaha
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i like coffee like i like my women
big ass titties
I snorted out loud.
I love this…
Signal boosting in case anyone needed to know this.
This is informative as heck. Show this to everyone!
This is actually some great info! Why can’t they teach this kind of thing in school??
Wow, I’ve taken health and sex ed three times during my educational process and never learned any of this. Thanks.
Definitely some important information here!
this is supa awesome. i do think it should be noted that side effects of EC *really* vary. when I took EC I didn’t have any symptoms whatsoever.
got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”
Unrelated, but y’all are now fandoming in fandoms for shows and people and shit I have NO CLUE about, at all.
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