maltyk:

• Dryshampoo is a broken hearted girls best friend.
•  Buy the nicer towels and wash clothes. Its worth it.
•  One day in high school you are going to think a boy is really cute and you will think you are ready to have sex with them. Don’t do it.  Unless you want to go back to your high school reunion to see that same guy now over weight, balding and with bright white shoes. (this advice was given to me from my aunt Pauline).
•  buy the better toilet paper. Its worth it.
• don’t be that drunk girl who cries. Or takes off her clothes. Or cries while taking off her clothes.
• sure, get that tattoo. But not on your face.
•  when you get a real job and you are having drinks with your boss, please make sure you order a suitable drink. None of these ‘fuzzy nipple’ crap. Play it safe and get your great grandfather’s drink: a 7&7.

Genius. Though this could just as aptly be titled “For 98% of Tumblr”. Listen up, children.