jen and tonic

You know what I could do without? Ellipsis abuse. Specifically the perversion of punctuation to imply condescension.

What part of your asshole gland told you it was a good idea to end your catty email with a “Thanks…”? Honestly. I’m fucking dying to know.

A) you’re wrong and B) you chose to be a dick whilst being wrong. So, Imma need you to never do that shit again. Oh, and welcome to the part where I calmly but firmly make it clear to you that you need to get. the fuck. out of my yard.

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