The 10 Least Inspiring Sentences on This Lululemon Tote
1. Children are the orgasm of life.
8. Nature wants us to be mediocre because we have a greater chance to survive and reproduce.
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This is a joke, right? RIGHT?
I'm a lady, well read, well tattooed and almost entirely gay. I like people who know where to put punctuation in relation to quotation marks.
Ask me anything
March 2, 2012
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While I know anon greyface (not a character on GoT) was joking around with me, can I just say one more thing about being bisexual?
There is no such...
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I think I am going to spend the rest of the day thinking of alternatives to whatshisbutt’s name.
Backpack Honeycomb
Bowfinger Contemplate
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Neil Gaiman’s, ‘That’s all I’ve got’ face. By now, twenty people have probably already done this, but I’ve had a boring morning so...
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“I tell jokes outside Fenway, sing outside bars, play music…but my biggest concern is to get off the street before I die on it. Now I’m in trouble,...
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Star Trek: Spoiler Alert!!!
Ok, that movie was amazing. And while I am aware of the fans being upset about John Harrison/Benydryl Cabbage Patch, I...
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@brooklynjen Happy Birthday baby! I thought that this would make working on your birthday a little less shitty....
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The other day I sat out here reading and the dirt was wet. The smell remined me of sitting on the back steps while my mom watering her gazillion...
