You got that from your dad. I’m an excellent tongue kisser.
I love Garret Dillahunt
I'm a lady, well read, well tattooed and almost entirely gay. I like people who know where to put punctuation in relation to quotation marks.
Ask me anything
May 23, 2011
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May 18, 2011
Viginia: Like the men’s perfume, right?
Jimmy: It means black dragon ship!
May 18, 2011
End of Days
| me: | Ah, the singing has started a full 5 hours early today. FANTASTIC. |
| james: | Sing along! LOUDER! |
| me: | It's so unintelligible, I don't even know what the song is. I thought she was sobbing a second ago. That's what her "song" sounds like. She speaks whale. |
| james: | You should ask her if she is crying. |
| me: | ha |
| james: | She pretends to sing to hide the pain. |
| me: | Don't we all. Start calling her Drakkar Noir... She's singing about jesus. Kill me. |
| james: | Maybe she'll be raptured saturday |
| me: | That would be outstanding. It's like listening to a little kid sing to herself about nonsense words when she thinks no one is around. Only she's in her 40s and knows I'm here. |
| james: | Is she singing Jesus Loves me? |
| me: | The only word I can make out is jesus. The tune is unrecognizable because she cannot carry one. eeeh mmmmm hmmm ooh! ooooooh! oh, ooh ooooh. shmrmrmr JESUS JEEEEsus blshasnu jesus EEEEH EEEYA hmm mmm MMM mm mmmm mmmmmm |
| james: | I love that song |
May 11, 2011
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No cancer!
Surgeons office called me with pathology results from PHILIBERTO. No cancer!
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“This is how we do it!”
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Anonymous asked: You probably already know this, but you are ridiculously adorable :)
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That’s hilarious.
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Well I WAS making breakfast. #OCD
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Can we stop claiming that all men are being arseholes about Angelina Jolie’s mastectomy...
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Hey preggos on Facebook
Yeah yeah yeah its a miracle and beautiful ect ect but I really really really don’t need to hear about your cramping and...
