May 23, 2011
fyeahraisinghope:



You got that from your dad. I’m an excellent tongue kisser.


I love Garret Dillahunt

fyeahraisinghope:

You got that from your dad. I’m an excellent tongue kisser.

I love Garret Dillahunt

May 20, 2011

(via fyeahraisinghope)

May 18, 2011
Viginia: Like the men’s perfume, right?
Jimmy: It means black dragon ship!

Viginia: Like the men’s perfume, right?

Jimmy: It means black dragon ship!

May 18, 2011
End of Days
me: Ah, the singing has started a full 5 hours early today. FANTASTIC.
james: Sing along! LOUDER!
me: It's so unintelligible, I don't even know what the song is. I thought she was sobbing a second ago. That's what her "song" sounds like. She speaks whale.
james: You should ask her if she is crying.
me: ha
james: She pretends to sing to hide the pain.
me: Don't we all. Start calling her Drakkar Noir... She's singing about jesus. Kill me.
james: Maybe she'll be raptured saturday
me: That would be outstanding. It's like listening to a little kid sing to herself about nonsense words when she thinks no one is around. Only she's in her 40s and knows I'm here.
james: Is she singing Jesus Loves me?
me: The only word I can make out is jesus. The tune is unrecognizable because she cannot carry one. eeeh mmmmm hmmm ooh! ooooooh! oh, ooh ooooh. shmrmrmr JESUS JEEEEsus blshasnu jesus EEEEH EEEYA hmm mmm MMM mm mmmm mmmmmm
james: I love that song
May 11, 2011
Your husband looks like a skinny version of that fat guy from Mallrats

(Source: summerjames)

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