June 13, 2013
Our boy Max in the ping pong finals. We totally walked him in to Eminem. Bow Tie doesn’t stand a chance. #work #pingpong #weareadults #max #production  (at Sesame Workshop)

Our boy Max in the ping pong finals. We totally walked him in to Eminem. Bow Tie doesn’t stand a chance. #work #pingpong #weareadults #max #production (at Sesame Workshop)

May 8, 2013
"Girl, I want to subscribe to your newsletter. If you know what I mean."

— Things straight girls say to me at work when I announce some jerk needs to eat an entire bag of dicks.

September 14, 2012
NY Times did a great write up of our new Elmo format, Elmo The Musical (premiers this month!) and included this adorable photo of some of our boys!
left to right: Matt Vogel (director/muppeteer), Joey Mazzarino (head writer/director/muppeteer), Bill Sherman (music!) & stage manager Shawn Havens

NY Times did a great write up of our new Elmo format, Elmo The Musical (premiers this month!) and included this adorable photo of some of our boys!

left to right: Matt Vogel (director/muppeteer), Joey Mazzarino (head writer/director/muppeteer), Bill Sherman (music!) & stage manager Shawn Havens

September 7, 2012
I just quit my job.

summerjames:

Put in my two weeks notice and I start the new one the Monday after that.  A little more money, a lot closer to home and up the Non-profit career ladder. 

I’m going to have to buy new work clothes.

Tell the Pope I said hi, god boy. 

August 30, 2012
We're Rarely Appropriate
Autumn: I need to ask you about the size of his parents.
Me: Wow. I did not think you were going to say "parents".
August 16, 2012
Dear Building Management Dudes,

You know, I had assumed that the incessant drilling sounds coming from somewhere overhead were of no danger to me. Right up until I got your email assuring me it was “safe”.

Checking for asbestos, eh? I’m pretty sure “checking for asbestos” and “safe” are not fucking synonymous. 

See you in hell, 

Jen

September 14, 2011
"You’ll know this: Cookie Monster “nom”, n-o-m or n-u-m?"

— sometimes I really love this job

August 18, 2011
And did I mention Skeksi Chair???

And did I mention Skeksi Chair???

August 18, 2011
summerjames:

jenandtonic:

So, this just happened. The little kid inside my brain just had a fucking stroke.

DON’T TOUCH THE PUPPETS!

I’M ALLOWED CAUSE THE MUPPET WRANGLER SAID SO AND SHE IS MY FRIEND SHUT UP!

summerjames:

jenandtonic:

So, this just happened. The little kid inside my brain just had a fucking stroke.

DON’T TOUCH THE PUPPETS!

I’M ALLOWED CAUSE THE MUPPET WRANGLER SAID SO AND SHE IS MY FRIEND SHUT UP!

August 18, 2011
So, this just happened. The little kid inside my brain just had a fucking stroke.

So, this just happened. The little kid inside my brain just had a fucking stroke.

May 18, 2011
End of Days
me: Ah, the singing has started a full 5 hours early today. FANTASTIC.
james: Sing along! LOUDER!
me: It's so unintelligible, I don't even know what the song is. I thought she was sobbing a second ago. That's what her "song" sounds like. She speaks whale.
james: You should ask her if she is crying.
me: ha
james: She pretends to sing to hide the pain.
me: Don't we all. Start calling her Drakkar Noir... She's singing about jesus. Kill me.
james: Maybe she'll be raptured saturday
me: That would be outstanding. It's like listening to a little kid sing to herself about nonsense words when she thinks no one is around. Only she's in her 40s and knows I'm here.
james: Is she singing Jesus Loves me?
me: The only word I can make out is jesus. The tune is unrecognizable because she cannot carry one. eeeh mmmmm hmmm ooh! ooooooh! oh, ooh ooooh. shmrmrmr JESUS JEEEEsus blshasnu jesus EEEEH EEEYA hmm mmm MMM mm mmmm mmmmmm
james: I love that song
November 11, 2010
Wut?

Some kid with a horn is playing Yellow fucking Submarine in my office right now.

November 10, 2010

Monsterpiece Theater: “Twin Beaks”

"Diane, this darn fine town. Darn fine."

"Diane, me hurt the log’s feelings today."

October 29, 2010
This just happened in my office. Young Frankenstein, foods & pumpkin decorating. Hells yeah.

This just happened in my office. Young Frankenstein, foods & pumpkin decorating. Hells yeah.

October 26, 2010
summerjames:

iheartchaos:

The first look at the titular Lorax in “The Lorax” starring Danny DeVito, Ed Helms and Betty White
The next Dr. Seuss book to get the 3D rendered Hollywood treatment will be the eco-tale “The Lorax”, and this is the first look at what said Lorax will look like. DeVito will be voicing the Lorax and Ed Helms will be the voice of the bad guy Once-ier.
Via

I speak for the trees.

Script Department = Natural Enemy of the Lorax

summerjames:

iheartchaos:

The first look at the titular Lorax in “The Lorax” starring Danny DeVito, Ed Helms and Betty White

The next Dr. Seuss book to get the 3D rendered Hollywood treatment will be the eco-tale “The Lorax”, and this is the first look at what said Lorax will look like. DeVito will be voicing the Lorax and Ed Helms will be the voice of the bad guy Once-ier.

Via

I speak for the trees.

Script Department = Natural Enemy of the Lorax

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